awwww-cute:

My friends cat adopted a baby possum

awwww-cute:

My friends cat adopted a baby possum

keozeo:

You know, sometimes tumblr comes across as really racist.

"IF YOUR WHITE YOU CAN’T SPEAK CHINESE! THAT’S CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!"

WHICH DIALECT? CANTONESE? MANDARIN? JIN? WU? HUIZHOU? GAN? XIANG? MIN? HAKKA? YUE? PING?! WHICH LANGUAGE DO YOU MEAN BECAUSE CHINESE PEOPLE SPEAK QUITE A FEW!

youneedacat:

[My friend is upset about life, with very good reason. They are being treated like a child, among other things. And they have very few places they can go for comfort. This is what I would do if only I could.]

If I visited you right now
I would not say a word

I would confuse the TSA agents
By…

"I throw my passport in the sea,
And name you my country.
I throw all my dictionaries in the fire,
And name you my language."

— Nizar Qabbani (via kathleenjoy)

ineffabledogparks:

There are dotted lines and arrows and circles. The sky is a chart that explains the entire world. But you can’t see it. I know that.- ep.53 The September Monologues

foxgrl:

miruinnuial:

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

try and one up me again bitch

(Source: krakenguts, via dutchster)

sagegalo:

avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

This is the best one I’ve ever seen!!

sagegalo:

avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

This is the best one I’ve ever seen!!

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

(via dutchster)

spikespiegell:

accio-boggarts:

spikespiegell:

people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia

Then tell a dinosaur fact

i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: relaxamos, via dutchster)

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via dutchster)

scatteredly:

i hate it when you’re waiting for someone to text you and someone else texts you but you think it’s them and you get all disappointed when you realize it’s not

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: irvinator, via dutchster)