awwww-cute:

Clearly we need a bigger couch

awwww-cute:

Clearly we need a bigger couch

online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

image

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

condorn:

I love when people shut the fuck up

(Source: condom, via perks-of-being-chinese)

stability:

you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

caseyanthonyofficial:

Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

awwww-cute:

Impossible to look at without smiling

awwww-cute:

Impossible to look at without smiling

"

Separation

Your absence has gone through me
Like thread through a needle.
Everything I do is stitched with its color.

"

— W.S. Merwin (via observando)

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

(Source: sofunnyimcryan, via perks-of-being-chinese)

homophobias:

seeing food on my dash

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(Source: simonorsik, via dutchster)

daftlypunk:

daftlypunk:

do not flirt with women when they are at work

do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt

#im a barista not your goddamn girlfriend take your coffee and leave

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

"I am a huge believer that writing makes your feelings and thoughts tangible. You feed your ego this way, but in a very good way. And when you feed your ego, you’re not looking to feed anybody else’s, the problem is, this is what writing does. It feeds the mind and the heart and turns them into one mushy ball."

Ivanna Co (via wnq-writers)

(via wordsnquotes)

jerkofficial:

oh how much i love that this is the first result of “Nash Grier” on urban dictionary

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(via dutchster)

"Why do you look sad? Because you speak to me in words, and I look at you with feelings."

Pierrot Lo fou. Dir. Jean-Luc Godard.  (via wordsnquotes)

(via wordsnquotes)