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officialwhitegirls:

on a scale of 1 to painting the invisible boat mobile how good is your idea image

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akane-owari:

flyawaymax:

she converses

did u just

akane-owari:

flyawaymax:

she converses

did u just

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leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

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effrons:

OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SHE WAS HOME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE WAS LIKE “NO ITS A PART OF OUR VIDEO GAME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE SHOUTS “DUDE WHY THE FUCK WOULD FERGALICIOUS BE IN A VIDEO GAME” IM CRYING

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redpancla:

did dr. dre even attend medical school?

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georqeweasley:

im laughing so hard

georqeweasley:

im laughing so hard

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sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

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fabgod:

can someone photoshop me into a better life

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australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

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  • Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
  • Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
  • Me: *reads every book i own*
  • Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*

jackballs:

don’t even let me talk to hot people I’ll just be like

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