awwww-cute:

The kittens at the farm across the street are getting bold

awwww-cute:

The kittens at the farm across the street are getting bold

jakemalik:

being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life

(Source: hi, via dutchster)

"The brain controls pain. It controls fear. Sleep. Empathy. Hunger. Everything we associate with the heart or the soul or the nervous system is actually controlled by the brain. Everything. What if you could control it?"

— Dennis Lehane, Shutter Island (via wordsnquotes)

(via wordsnquotes)

"…Years of love have been forgot
In the hatred of a minute."

— Poe, Edgar Allan. “To M—.” (via wordsnquotes)

(Source: wordsnquotes, via wordsnquotes)

5ludge:

I was on 8tracks looking for new playlists and found thisimage

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I really don’t know what I expected.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

officialwhitegirls:

but can bob the builder fix yo nasty ass attitude

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

heyfunniest:

is this even a kid show

(Source: thespoonmissioner, via neverknewineeeded)

shattyice:

chimchimchurro-o:

battleroyalewith-cheese:

Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?

This dog is literally smiling.

Oh my god

(Source: corgis-everywhere, via dutchster)

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

awkwardcum:

dulect:

when that one person you hate in your class speaks

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lubricates:

lubricates:

PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD

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are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this

(via dutchster)

"Swearing is a really important part of one’s life. It would be impossible to imagine going through life without swearing and without enjoying swearing… There used to be mad, silly, prissy people who used to say swearing was a sign of a poor vocabulary -such utter nonsense. The people I know who swear the most tend to have the widest vocabularies and the kind of person who says swearing is a sign of a poor vocabulary usually have a pretty poor vocabulary themselves… The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest or -is just a fucking lunatic… I haven’t met anybody who’s truly shocked at swearing, really, they’re only shocked on behalf of other people. Well, you know, that’s preposterous… or they say ‘it’s not necessary’. As if that should stop one doing it! It’s not necessary to have coloured socks, it’s not necessary for this cushion to be here, but is anyone going to write in and say ‘I was shocked to see that cushion there, it really wasn’t necessary’? No, things not being necessary is what makes life interesting -the little extras in life."

— Stephen Fry, on swearing.  (via wordsnquotes)

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tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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(Source: bruhnett, via perks-of-being-chinese)

awwww-cute:

My friend’s dog has grown pretty big. Kitty for scale

awwww-cute:

My friend’s dog has grown pretty big. Kitty for scale