mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

(via dutchster)

poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

(via langleav)

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

(via dutchster)

"There were two ways to be happy: improve your reality, or lower your expectations"

— Jodi Picoult, Nineteen Minutes (via observando)

foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

(via dutchster)

"It is not the possession of truth, but the success which attends the seeking after it, that enriches the seeker and brings happiness to him."

— Max Planck, Where is Science Going? (via observando)

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

"We are all happy if we but knew it."

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky (via observando)

ghost-anus:

ghost-anus:

accidentally offending a good friend

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purposefully offending a bad friend

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(via dutchster)

"When your heart is shattered into a million pieces, all you can do is try to keep holding on. You breathe. You try to fall asleep. You try to not think about him."

 Susane Colasanti, Keep Holding On (via feellng)

(via langleav)

"He succeeded in being considered totally uninteresting. People left him alone. And that was all he wanted."

— Patrick Süskind, Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (via wordsnquotes)

(via wordsnquotes)

awwww-cute:

the first picture I took of my rescue kitty, Don Julio

awwww-cute:

the first picture I took of my rescue kitty, Don Julio